Don't ever do a cleanse

While we were driving back, cross country, Josh and I discussed how gross we felt--we had been living off of McDonalds and fast food for days.  We decided to do this cleanse we had heard about once we got home.  Biggest mistake EVER.  The first day was okay...we could eat nothing but fruit and drink water. I was starving, but I was fine.  The second day went alright too...vegetables and water.  Again, we were  hungry but we could handle it.  Then came day three...

I woke up puking.  Apparently my body was revolting against me.  Apparently one should never ever do a cleanse when coming off of a week of nothing but processed foods. It was horrible.  I looked up from the garbage can I was tossing my cookies into and told Josh that I couldn't do it...I had to quit.  And so that I didn't feel like such a loser, he quit too.  Such a good husband. :)

Moral of the story...don't ever do a cleanse.  Just eat well and control yourself.